Kev xa khoom tsis zoo: ntawv pov thawj

“Kuv poob lub qhov txhab mucous 15 hnub ua ntej. Yog li kuv thiaj txiav txim siab mus rau hauv tsev kho mob me nyuam ib leeg (tshwj xeeb tsis txhob ua !!!). Kuv ntsia hauv chav noj mov, kuv lub hnab dej tau tawg. Tus poj niam cev xeeb tub hais rau kuv tias: "Kuv yuav tso koj lub xov tooj ntawm tes nrog koj, koj tus txiv tsis nyob ntawm no, nws tuaj yeem hu rau koj hauv xov tooj li ntawd." Ua tsaug Madam!

Kuv, leej twg tsis tau hu, hnub ntawd yog France Telecom, tus phauj, ib tug kwv tij, ib co hluas nkauj… Kuv tsis pom lub sij hawm dhau mus thiab, thaum kawg, qhov funny tshaj plaws: “Nyob zoo, c' yog Carrefour qhov kev pabcuam xa khoom, peb tuaj xa koj cov khoom siv hauv tsev. "Thiab kuv teb:" Au kuv, thov txim, Kuv tsis nco qab koj kiag li! "Tus txiv neej tsis zoo siab:" Tab sis tom qab tag nrho, nws vwm, koj ua dab tsi! twb tau peb zaug uas peb ncua ", thiab kuv:" Thov txim, kuv yug !!! "Nws, txhua tus neeg ntshai:" Koj xav tau kev pab, Kuv ua dab tsi? »« Tsis muaj dab tsi, tso tseg, Kuv yuav tswj !!! » MDR!!!! Tus txiv neej zoo nkauj heev, impeccable xa hnub tom qab nrog, raws li ib tug ntxiv, ib pob paj !!! ”

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“Kuv thawj zaug yug me nyuam yog qhov teem caij pib. Ua ntej zaum saum txaj, tus poj niam cev xeeb tub hais rau kuv tias: "Koj tshem koj cov khaub ncaws tawm", thiab kuv, leej twg teb nws: "Kuv kuj muab kuv lub ris tsho tshem tawm thiab? ". Nws hais rau kuv nrog huab cua uas hais ntau: "Zoo yog, nws yuav zoo dua los kuaj koj!" Oh txaj muag!

Kuv qhov kev yug menyuam thib ob mus zoo tiag tiag, suab paj nruag keeb kwm yav dhau, zoo nkauj heev. So so, uas nyob rau hauv ib lub sij hawm, kuv farted thiab tus midwife xav kom "txuag" kuv. Nws hais thaum nws nrog nws cov hnab looj tes latex, "Au, cov hnab looj tes tshiab no ua dab tsi?" Nws zoo ntawm nws, tab sis peb txhua tus pom qhov twg lub suab nrov los ntawm… Nws tsuas yog thawb kuv mus ntxiv. ”

Medysa

“Nws yog yug ntawm ib tug hluas nkauj. Thaum yav tsaus ntuj, nws hais rau nws tus txiv: "Kuv xav tias nws zoo", nws hais tias: Ok Kuv tab tom npaj ", thiab nyob ntawd nws txhuam nws cov hniav, mus rau ib lub tsho loj ... nyob ze heev, plam lawv tau (thaum kawg!) hauv tsheb. Tsis txhob nug kuv tias yuav ua li cas, tab sis nyob ntawd, nws hu kuv tus txiv tsis paub nws (qhov tseem ceeb liab kuv xav txog, xov tooj hauv kuv lub hnab tshos) thiab kuv tus txiv, thaum 23:XNUMX teev tsaus ntuj, paub tus lej thiab hais tias: “Nyob zoo? Nws mus li cas? muaj teeb meem? Tab sis tsis muaj leej twg teb. Nyob ntawd, kuv tus txiv hnov ​​lub tsheb qw, ces ib tug txiv neej qw: "Koj tsis ua li cas, koj vwm, tawm ntawm koj lub tsheb!" "Thiab kuv tus phooj ywg uas teb:" Thov txim kuv tus poj niam yug! » Kuv tus txiv txawm ntshai, nws ua raws li tus me nyuam tag nrho yam tsis muaj leej twg paub, funny heev!

Rau tus me nyuam, ib txwm lawv, tib yam xwm txheej, nws xav tias nws yuav yug, nws "ok kuv npaj tau", nws "tsis tam sim ntawd! » Nws coj nws mus rau lub tsev kho mob thiab nws hais rau nws: "Tom, Kuv tsis nco qab koj lub hnab rau hauv lub tsheb, kuv yuav rov qab los." Nws nco nws tus tub yug los, tuaj txog hauv 2 feeb (tus thib 5 hauv 1 feeb, tsis muaj sijhawm rau epidurals!) ”

Ellea

"Vim tias kuv muaj thrombus (15 cm ntshav txhaws tom qab phab ntsa ntawm qhov chaw mos), kuv tau o thiab mob heev. Thiab txij li thaum kuv tsis tau peed txij li thaum rov qab los ntawm chav ua hauj lwm, kuv tau muab tso rau ib tug catheter (xav tias yog ib tug urinary catheter). Tsuas yog tsis muab tso rau hauv lub ureter, tus nais maum muab tso rau hauv qhov chaw mos, pab tau tiag tiag rau kev tso zis !!! Tam sim no xwb tus poj niam cev xeeb tub los ua nws thiab qhia nws qhov yuam kev rau pem hauv ntej, mdr !!! ”

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“Rau kuv tus menyuam thawj zaug, muaj ib tug poj niam nyob hauv chav tom ntej thov kom tus kws yug menyuam maj nrawm, vim nws xav kom nws tus menyuam tuaj txog ua ntej ib tag hmo. Nws xav kom nws tus menyuam yug los rau tib hnub raws li Patrick Bruel (Tsib Hlis 14). Ah, thaum koj yog tus kiv cua ”…

Kiev

"Thaum kuv tab tom yug me nyuam, gynecologist hais rau kuv: "Cia li los, thawb madam, kuv pom lub taub hau", thiab nyob ntawd kuv teb nws: "Yog, kuv paub, Kuv kuj pom nws hauv koj lub tsom iav" . Tag nrho ntawm kev luag hauv chav xa khoom, tus kws kho mob gynecologist teb tias: "Zoo, peb tsis tau ua qhov ntawd rau kuv!" ”

Aretwill

"Kuv poob kuv cov dej thaum sawv ntxov ntawm Fabkis-Portugal semi-kawg. Zoo li tsis muaj kev cog lus thiab lub ncauj tsev menyuam ntawm 1,5, peb tau hais tias nws tsis yog rau hnub no vim nws tseem yog peb tus menyuam thawj zaug. Thaum 17 teev tsaus ntuj, cov kev mob ntsws rov qab los thiab yav tom ntej txiv uas hais rau tus menyuam tias: “Hmo no tsis yog kev ua si, Kuv xav pom nws. "Zoo, kuv nkag mus hauv lub gym thaum 21 teev tsaus ntuj (pib qhov kev sib tw) thiab kuv loulou yug thaum 23 teev tsaus ntuj (qhov kawg ntawm qhov kev sib tw). Lub sijhawm no, tus kws tshuaj loog tuaj qhia peb tias Zidane tau qhab nia thiab peb tseem tau mloog qhov kev sib tw hauv xov tooj cua thaum lub sijhawm xa khoom. Peb yuav nco ntsoov qhov yug no! ”

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