Cia peb mus: Christmas ntoo hauv khw muag khoom, Santa Clauses ntawm McDonald's. Peb tab tom sim tsim, ntes, ua neej nyob rau lub xyoo tshiab uas yog hnub so. Thiab nws yuav zuj zus tuaj. Vim kev xyiv fab thiab kev lom zem tuaj tsuas yog thaum txhua yam zoo hauv kev sib raug zoo nrog tus kheej. Thiab es tsis txhob txheeb tawm peb lub neej, peb noj cov neuroses nrog mayonnaise thiab xav tsis thoob vim li cas Xyoo Tshiab tsis coj rov qab. Kev npaj rau nws tau ntev tig mus rau hauv hnub so, qhov twg cov cwj pwm absorbed cov ntsiab lus.
Ntawm no, zoo li, lawv tsuas yog yuav cov ntawv xaum tshiab rau cov menyuam yaus thaum lub Cuaj Hlis 1 thiab khau "rau lub caij nplooj zeeg" - rau lawv tus kheej, thiab ib tus neeg twb tau dai lub Xyoo Tshiab lub garland nyob rau hauv lub qhov rais, thiab nws flashes irregularly ntawm lub sam thiaj rov qab, qhov twg poj niam nyob rau hauv ib tug liab da dej ib txwm haus luam yeeb. Ob xyoos nyob rau tib qhov chaw.
Los yog tej zaum nws zoo nkaus li rau kuv tias nws tsis yog suab nrov? Tej zaum kuv poob qhov kev sib dhos thiab yog li kuv xav tias nws ntxov dhau los npaj rau Xyoo Tshiab. Vim tias kev siv cua daj cua dub yog dab tsi, yog tias peb tsuas paub yuav ua li cas npaj, tab sis peb tsis paub yuav ua li cas zoo siab thiab cia tus tshiab rau hauv peb lub neej txhua. Thiab hnub Monday tom qab hnub Monday, xyoo dhau los, nws hloov tawm mus ua zilch, thiab tsis yog lub neej tshiab.
Koj qhib qhov rais, ob lub snowflakes ya mus rau hauv chav. Yog li cas? Daus tsis yog Xyoo Tshiab. Tom qab ntawd ib tug poj niam lossis tus txiv neej tsis tuaj yeem sawv ntsug, txiav tawm lub pob zeb loj loj nrog lub qhov ntawm daim ntawv, tab sis tsis yog ib qho, thiab muab lo rau ntawm lub khob. Vim koj desperately xav tau hnub so thiab muaj laj thawj rau kev xyiv fab. Thiab kev nplij siab ntau dua, zoo li hauv daim duab los ntawm ib phau ntawv nrog Christmas dab neeg.
Qee lub sij hawm koj ntes ib yam dab tsi zoo li ntawd thaum yav tsaus ntuj - tsis zoo siab: daus ntog, lub teeb ci ntsa iab, cov hav txwv yeem yog cov duab ntxoov ntxoo - thiab tom qab ntawd koj muab nws tso rau hauv Instagram (lub koom haum extremist txwv nyob rau hauv Russia).
Thiab ntawm chav kawm, kuv xav kom nws nyob qhov twg raws nraim li ntawm daim ntawv xa tuaj: lub tsev npog nrog cov daus, txoj hauv kev tau tshem tawm, thiab cov pa taws los ntawm qhov chimney. Tab sis peb nyob rau hauv lub nroog thiab yog li ntawd peb sculpt snowflakes ntawm lub qhov rais, uas, los ntawm txoj kev, koj muaj peev xwm yuav npaj txhij-ua nyob rau hauv tsev, twb nyob rau hauv cov kua nplaum thiab nyob rau hauv sparkles. Thiab ib daim duab, txawm hais tias gif nrog lub tsev cozy hauv snowdrifts thiab luminous qhov rais, tuaj yeem ua tau zoo dua hauv Facebook (ib lub koom haum extremist txwv nyob rau hauv Russia). Nyiam thiab ma...
Tab sis tsis muaj hnub so.
Cov khaub ncaws zoo, cov tog sab xis, cov zaub mov zoo ntawm qhov chaw ua noj
Nyob rau hauv lub txias marble halls ntawm chaw ua hauj lwm cov tsev, tsis tau tos rau thawj lub ntuj snowflakes, reindeer ntawm hlau thav duab pib thiab txoj cai muaj, ntoo Christmas ntoo, zoo li tsw enhancers, thiab ib ncig, ntawm chav kawm, khoob lub thawv nrog bows, nyob rau hauv ci wrapping ntawv. . Zoo li khoom plig. Thiab lub teeb, teeb nyob rau hauv lub zog txuag garlands. Cov cim ntawm kev lag luam Xyoo Tshiab thiab tib lub Christmas. Tsis muaj dab tsi hais txog lub khw: Xyoo Tshiab Eve hysteria yog lub cav ntawm kev lag luam. Cia siab rau kev hloov ib txwm muag zoo.
Ces, ah! — Nyob Christmas tsob ntoo twb raug coj los rau hauv. Kuv xav tuaj, hnia, tshem cov resin ntawm lub thoob, rub cov koob ntawm kuv xib teg… Koj sim koom nrog. Tsis muaj hnub so.
Thiab tom qab ntawd nws pib npau taws: "Au, nws nyuaj npaum li cas los xaiv khoom plig rau txhua tus!", "Tab sis pob! Ntshai heev! ”, “Thiab lawv xa kuv qhov txuas mus rau qhov chaw - nyob ntawd koj tuaj yeem xaj ib qho khoom plig zoo tshaj plaws ”,” Cov kws tshawb fawb qhia dab tsi? Cov xim dab tsi los ua kev zoo siab rau Xyoo Tshiab? Ntshai heev, kuv tsis hnav tiab daj!”, “Koj puas ya mus rau qhov chaw ua koob tsheej Xyoo Tshiab? Qhov twg mus qhov twg?”, “Tam sim no nws yog lig dhau lawm mus nrhiav ib yam dab tsi, Xyoo Tshiab tours yog txhiv rau rau lub hlis los yog ib lub xyoo”, “Peb booked ib lub rooj. Tsis yog, txhua yam twb tau coj mus lawm, qhov no yog qhov chaw zoo li no!
"Cia peb muab nws ib daim duab ntawm tus npua - qhov no yog lub cim ntawm lub xyoo tom ntej." Thiab tom qab ntawd cov npua ntawm cov npua no nyob ib ncig ntawm lub computer, sib sau cov plua plav.
Cov khaub ncaws zoo, cov tog neeg, cov tais diav hauv qhov chaw ua noj, "raws li koj ntsib, yog li koj siv ...", "tsis yog li cas, tab sis nrog WHOM"! Thiab nrog leej twg? Nrog leej twg? — kuj yog ib lo lus nug loj, debatable… Thiab nws zoo nkaus li tias nws tsis yog hnub so uas tuaj rau peb, tab sis qhov kawg ntawm lub ntiaj teb.
Qhov tseeb, nws los nag rau hnub tim 31, tab sis nws tsis muaj teeb meem ntxiv lawm, vim peb tau ntim nrog cov pob zeb cuav thiab cov khoom tsim "los nag" thiab, nkees, leej twg ya mus rau Maldives, leej twg yuav ib lub raj mis cognac rau kev nce qib hauv Pyaterochka thiab ua kev zoo siab, ua kev zoo siab rau tag nrho indigestion…
Thiab tsis muaj kev xyiv fab.
Vim tias kev xyiv fab tsis yog los ntawm serpentine ntawm daim iav thiab zoo-salted cucumbers ntawm lub rooj. Vim hais tias tag nrho cov bullshit no yog khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob.
Tag nrho cov no tuaj yeem ua rau lub neej zoo nkauj, tab sis yog tias lub neej nws tus kheej tsuas yog kev cia siab xwb: Hnub Friday, so haujlwm, Xyoo Tshiab, ces qhov kev zoo siab los ntawm cov txheej txheem los ntawm qhov twg? Nws yuav siv sij hawm ntau lub zog ntawm lub hlwb thiab kev txiav txim siab los hloov kho, rov pib dua, xov xwm tshiab thiab cov xwm txheej dua li kev dai iav icicles thiab haus champagne. Tab sis champagne feem ntau txwv rau txhua yam.
Cov neeg uas tsis poob lawv txoj kev npau suav thiab lub peev xwm nyob rau hauv lub bustle ntawm hnub, nyob rau hauv kev sib haum xeeb, cov neeg siv khoom noj qab haus huv zoo tshaj plaws ntawm tag nrho cov.
Thiab cov uas ua kev zoo siab rau qhov zoo tshaj plaws yog cov uas coj kev hloov pauv rau hauv lawv lub neej thiab ua ntau yam ntxiv - tsis yog raws li daim ntawv qhia hnub, tab sis tawm ntawm qhov tsim nyog. Leej twg tsis muaj sij hawm los npaj rau ib yam dab tsi ntev los yog muab tso tseg - hnub no nws tsis khoom heev. Leej twg xav tias nyob hauv nws qhov chaw, koom nrog cov txheej txheem, paub tias nws ua ib yam dab tsi tseem ceeb, tsawg kawg rau nws tus kheej.
Leej twg txaus siab rau kev ua neej nyob hauv txoj cai, tsis hais huab cua, xwm txheej, ib qho kev sib txoos thiab cov ntsiab lus. Thiab leej twg tsis tau poob nws txoj kev ntshaw, kev npau suav, kev muaj peev xwm nyob rau hauv lub bustle ntawm hnub, nyob rau hauv kev sib haum xeeb, consumerism. Thiab vim muaj ntau yam xwm txheej hauv nws lub neej, nws tsis tshua pom: hnub so yog muaj hnub no raws li daim ntawv qhia hnub, hnub so lossis hnub ua haujlwm. Dab tsi?! Xyoo tshiab? Ib zaug ntxiv? Zoo heev! Cia peb ua kev zoo siab! Wow thiab txhua yam ntawd.
Ib tug ntawm kuv paub, ib tug saxophonist, ib zaug tuaj ntawm lub Xyoo Tshiab qhov kev tshwm sim nyob rau hauv siab siab thiab hais ib yam dab tsi zoo: "Peb ua si nrog ib tug accordionist nyob rau hauv lub tsev kho mob, nyob rau hauv ib tug nais maum lub koom haum tog. Ooooh! Lawv yog! Lawv muaj ntsej muag… Thiab luag ntxhi… Tiag, tib neeg. Thiab hauv lub tsho dawb. Lub hnub nyoog yog los ntawm 20 mus rau 80. Peb ua si lawv sib txawv nyob ntsiag to, keeb kwm yav dhau, thiaj li tsis mus cuam tshuam nrog lub rooj buffet. Peb ua si, peb ua si, thiab tom qab ntawd ib tug poj niam tuaj thiab hais tias: puas muaj peev xwm ua tau ib yam dab tsi zoo li no seev cev? Peb xav - wow. Thiab lawv muab lawv ua las voos. Dab tsi tau pib! Lawv seev cev li cas! Kuv tsis tau pom qhov no ntev lawm: kev lom zem, tsis qhia tawm, tsis qhia tawm, tab sis nws zoo nkauj npaum li cas! Kuv txawm kaw kuv ob lub qhov muag kom tsis txhob muaj kev koom tes thiab qee yam tuaj yeem ua si txuas ntxiv. Tab sis lawv muaj hauj lwm hnyav, cov viv ncaus. Lawv nyob ntawd los cawm neeg txoj sia. Zoo, lawv yuav tsum tau so… Thiab lawv tau kho Seryoga thiab kuv ob leeg ua suab paj nruag thiab ua txiv neej. Ua tsaug. Thiab peb tawm mus. »
Peb ua las voos thiab mus nrog peb lub neej.
Peb haum rau xyoo tshiab zoo li cov khau khiab qub
Tab sis rau feem ntau, thaum Lub Ib Hlis 2, tsob ntoo pib tawg, ib qho khoom ua si, txawm tias me me ntses, swb mus rau hauv cov ntaub pua plag los ntawm ib ceg, thiab qhov no yog qhov twg Xyoo Tshiab xaus. Nrog rau kev xav "ib yam dab tsi yuav tsum tau hloov", koj dag thiab tub nkeeg saib thawj ntu ntawm "Qhov chaw sib tham tsis tuaj yeem hloov tau" thiab hnov tias tus nab kauj-toog npab nrog lub qhov muag emerald tau ploj mus, txawm tias hnub ua ntej nag hmo koj twb tau saib. "Thiab tam sim no tus Humpbacked Ib!" …
Lub lis piam xaus, "kev zoo siab tshiab" yam tsis tuaj ntawm nws tus kheej. Koj haum rau lub xyoo tshiab zoo li cov khau khiab qub, tiv thaiv kev nyuaj siab tom qab hnub so ntawm koj txhais taw, thiab thaum lub Tsib Hlis 1 koj ntxuav lub qhov rais, khawb ib lub pob zeb los ntawm lub qhov rais pane thiab cem cov me nyuam rau qhov tseeb tias cov kua nplaum muaj zog heev. Zoo, leej twg cog ib lub snowflake ntawm "Moment"?