Yuri Kuklachev: Peb muaj tus cwj pwm zoo ib yam nrog miv, tab sis lawv noj tau zoo dua

Lub Plaub Hlis 12, lub teb chaws tus nyiam miv, tus tsim thiab tus thawj coj ua yeeb yam ntawm Cat Theatre muaj hnub nyoog 70 xyoo. Nyob rau hnub uantej hnub tseem ceeb, Yuri Dmitrievich tau koom nrog "Antenna" kev soj ntsuam txog seb cov tsiaj no zoo li cas thiab tsis zoo li koj thiab kuv.

Lub Plaub Hlis 6 2019

- Miv yog cov tsiaj ncaj ncees thiab ncaj ncees tshaj plaws. Cov neeg yuav tsum tau kawm los ntawm lawv loyalty. Yog tus miv poob rau hauv kev hlub, ces rau lub neej. Nws yuav raug coj mus rau ntau txhiab mais deb, tab sis nws yuav los txawm li cas los xij, puag tus neeg no thiab hais tias: "Kuv tau los rau koj."

Nyob rau hauv miv, koj tsis tas yuav nrhiav kev zoo sib xws nrog tib neeg. Qhov tshwm sim yog ib ntus, tab sis lub siab lub ntsws tseem ceeb heev. Tus miv yog heev concentrated thiab attentive. Nws xav tias ib tug neeg, nws biofield. Nws yuav tuaj, yog tias muaj qee yam mob, nws yuav pib tso cov claws thiab ua acupuncture. Hauv qhov kev hwm no, miv, tau kawg, muaj txiaj ntsig zoo dua lwm yam tsiaj. Txawm hais tias koj pov nws li cas, nws poob rau ntawm nws lub paws, vim nws muaj tus Tsov tus tw zoo li tus kiv cua. Nws twists thiab tswj nws txoj cai poob rau saum huab cua. Tsis muaj tsiaj tuaj yeem ua tau li ntawd, thiab miv tuaj yeem yooj yim.

Kuv tau hnov ​​​​ntau yam uas miv luam tus cwj pwm ntawm tus tswv, tab sis qhov no tsis yog li ntawd: lawv hloov mus rau lawv tus hlub, tab sis cov dev tsuas yog rov ua dua. Yog hais tias tus tswv yog limping, koj saib, nyob rau hauv ib lub hlis tus dev yog limping ib yam nkaus thiab. Thiab yog hais tias tus tswv yog puffed, ces tus dev kuj khav theeb ua. Miv yog tus coj tus yam ntxwv, nyob rau hauv lawv tus kheej, txawj ntse dua thiab tsis nyiam qhia kev xav. Lawv coj nrog kev txwv - qhov no yog lawv qhov zoo dua lwm yam tsiaj.

Tab sis tus miv zoo heev hnov ​​tus neeg - nws hnov ​​tsw, hnov, biofield, timbre ntawm lub suab. Nws hais tias qhov chaw - lawv twb tig lawm. Kuv Xub, raws li kuv niam, twb tau khiav mus rau lub qhov rooj sai li sai tau thaum kuv nkag mus rau hauv qhov nkag thiab hais lus rau ib tug neeg. Cov miv muaj lub rooj sib hais tshwj xeeb.

Peb khaws tag nrho peb cov miv nyob hauv tsev, qhov chaw peb tus kheej nyob. Peb kuj ua ib lub tsev laus rau lawv. Tus tsiaj tsis ua haujlwm nrog koj, nws laus, tab sis cia nws nyob ntawd - nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm koj ob lub qhov muag. Los tsiaj. Tus miv noj ntau, tab sis khaws nws daim duab kos duab. Koj coj nws hauv koj txhais tes, thiab tsuas muaj pob txha. Lub cev tsis pom cov vitamins, ib yam li tib neeg. Yog li ntawd, yuav tsum muaj kev saib xyuas.

kuv tuav rawv thiab. Kuv muaj ib lub xyoo tshwj xeeb - ib puas xyoo ntawm lub teb chaws circus (nco qab tias Kuklachev kuj yog ib tug ua yeeb yam circus, ntaub pua plag clown. - kwv yees li. "Antenna"), 50 xyoo ntawm kuv muaj tswv yim kev ua si thiab 70 xyoo ntawm saib lub hnub, mloog. rau noog. Txhua tus neeg ua yeeb yam thiab cov neeg hu nkauj ntawm kuv lub hnub nyoog, qhia koj cov ntawv xov xwm txog cov lus zais ntawm cov hluas thiab kev zoo nkauj, lees txais kev noj haus thiab kev ua kis las, thiab, ntawm chav kawm, miv noj thiab khaws cia kuv, Kuv tau txais kev hlub ntau ntawm lawv.

Tab sis kuv ua tsis tau yam tsis muaj txheej txheem ib yam. Hais txog kev noj zaub mov, kuv sim tsis sib xyaw cov protein sib txawv - Kuv noj nyias, kuv sim tsis noj cov khoom qab zib kom tsis muaj suab thaj tsawg. Kuv kuj xyaum Buteyko ua pa (ib txheej ntawm kev tawm dag zog tsim los ntawm Soviet kws tshawb fawb rau kev kho mob bronchial hawb pob. Qee lub sij hawm kuv sawv ntxov thiab xav tias kuv nyob tsuas yog ua tsaug rau Buteyko, vim tias yuav luag tsis ua pa.

Kuv pub cov miv nrog qaib ntxhw. Qhov no yog kev noj zaub mov. Cov qaib tau txhaj tshuaj nrog cov vitamins, tshuaj tua kab mob, thiab lawv noj qaib ntxhw zoo. Peb cov miv nyob rau 20 - 25 xyoo (thaum miv hauv cov tsev nyob nruab nrab ntawm 12 txog 15 xyoos. 14 xyoo yog ib tug hluas nkauj, ib tug menyuam kawm ntawv. Peb muaj cov kws kho tsiaj tshwj xeeb, peb muab cov vitamins rau lawv. Peb noj ntshav. Peb paub tias ib tus miv muaj qhov ua rau urolithiasis, yog li koj tsis tuaj yeem noj nyoos. Nws xav tau zaub mov tshwj xeeb, uas yog peb npaug ntau dua, tab sis nws muaj peev xwm, yog li cov nqi siab dua rau tib neeg. Peb muaj kev npaj noj zaub mov rau txhua tus miv.

"Xav tau rau cov neeg nyeem ntawm Antenna ua lus miv: mur-mur-mur, my-me-yau, myam-myam-myam, my-yau, shshshshshsh, meow-meow-meow. Kev noj qab haus huv rau txhua tus! “

Txhua xyoo koj paub tias lub neej luv thiab luv dua. Kuv tsis zoo siab rau yam uas yav tom ntej, uas kuv laus zuj zus. Kuv yuav ua kev zoo siab rau kuv hnub tseem ceeb heev. Kuv txiav txim siab los tuav lub koob tsheej Dobroty txhua txhua xyoo. Peb sau cov menyuam yaus los ntawm cov chaw zov menyuam ntsuag, cov tsev neeg tau nyiaj tsawg thiab cov tsev neeg loj, thiab npaj rau lawv ua yeeb yam dawb thiab muab khoom plig. Kuv tsis nyiam nws thaum ib tug neeg muab ib yam dab tsi rau kuv, thiab kuv txiav txim siab muab nws tus kheej.

Thaum ib tug muab ib yam dab tsi rau kuv, kuv xav tias txaj muag, txaj muag, thiab feem ntau muab tej yam uas kuv tsis xav tau. Kuv yuav qhov kuv xav tau kuv tus kheej. Thiab tam sim no lawv feem ntau muab qee yam uas nyob hauv tsev thiab tau txais txoj hauv kev. Nws yog kev tu siab. Rau cov menyuam yaus, kuv yuav muab kuv phau ntawv, CDs, yeeb yaj kiab, menyuam roj hmab (cov menyuam roj hmab no nyob hauv kuv lub tsev cia puav pheej). Thiab kuv muab kev hlub rau kuv cov miv rau lawv ib xyoos. Nws yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws. Lawv tsis xav tau lwm yam. Lawv xav tau tus cwj pwm zoo, ua siab zoo, muaj kev khuv leej. Lawv kuj muaj tag nrho cov qauv nce, lub log khiav hauv, cov khoom ua si me me ua si nrog - yog li nws lom zem. Muaj ntau tus miv hauv tsev, tab sis tsuas yog ob tug neeg - kuv tus poj niam Elena thiab kuv. Lub tsev loj, tab sis cov me nyuam nyob sib cais. Lawv muaj lawv tsev neeg, menyuam, xeeb ntxwv. Qhov ntawd zoo dua. Kuv paub tias kuv yuav tsum tau so.

Lub tsev muaj peb plag tsev, txhua tus me nyuam muaj ib pem teb (cov Kuklachevs muaj ob tug tub - 43-xyoo-laus Dmitry thiab 35-xyoo-laus Vladimir, ob leeg neeg ua yeeb yam ntawm nws ua yeeb yam, thiab 38-xyoo-laus ntxhais Ekaterina, ua yeeb yam. artist. – Kwv yees li "Antenna"). Lawv tuaj qee zaum - ib zaug txhua peb xyoos. Thaum cov xeeb ntxwv me, lawv tuaj ntau zaus. Peb tseem nyob hauv hav zoov, txawm tias nyob hauv Moscow. Nyob rau hauv peb muaj ntau strawberries, muaj ntau yam nceb, nyob rau hauv lub Moscow River. Peb nyob tau ntev lawm. Yav dhau los nws tsim nyog ib lub nyiaj, tsis zoo li tam sim no. Kuv yuav tsum tau txais kuv cov kabmob. Peb ua nws. Peb tau txais yam peb nyiam. Tam sim no peb mus rau lub tiaj ua si, hav zoov, mus xyuas. Peb tsis tso miv. Lawv khiav hauv peb lub vaj. Nyob ntawd lawv muaj cov nyom tshwj xeeb, lawv nce ntoo - lawv muaj kev ywj pheej tiav.

Peb cov miv yog Sprat, Tulka, Arrow, Squirrel, Cat Pate, Cat Radish, Snow Cat Behemoth, Entrecote, Sausage, Shoelace, Tyson - ib tug fighter uas sib ntaus sib tua nrog txhua tus. Yog tias muaj dab tsi, kuv hais: "Kuv yuav hu rau Tyson - nws yuav nrog koj." Lwm tus miv Qos yaj ywm, miv Watermelon - hlub cov txiv lws suav, noj cov champs. Banana miv noj txiv tsawb nrog kev txaus siab. Radish tus miv grabs radish thiab ua si nrog nws zoo li nas. Carrot ua tib yam. Tab sis feem ntau peb xav tsis thoob los ntawm Qos yaj ywm - nws siv cov qos yaj ywm nyoos thiab gnaws ntawm nws zoo li txiv apples. Kuj tseem muaj Gavrosh, Belok, Chubais, Zhuzha, Chucha, Bantik, Fantik, Tarzan - nce zoo li Tarzan, tshis miv - dhia zoo li tshis, Boris tus miv, yogurt miv. Tube skydiver nyiam dhia hauv pem teb thib tsib. Nws tshwm sim thaum lub caij ntuj no. Nws tau nthuav tawm rau kuv hauv tib lub tsev. Lawv thov kom muab nws. Txwv tsis pub nws yuav tawg nrog lawv. Nws mus txog rau tus noog thiab poob, tab sis nws yog lub caij ntuj no thiab nws poob rau hauv cov daus. Taug kev txhua hmo, nyiam nws, rov qab los noj - thiab taug kev dua. Peb yuav tsis cia nws nyob hauv, tab sis nws dhia tawm ntawm lub qhov rais. Tom qab ntawd cov daus yaj, peb yuav tsum tau dai lub vas kom nws tsis tawg - peb ntshai nws txoj sia, nws xav tias muaj daus.

Thiab kuv muaj tus cwj pwm zoo ib yam nrog miv - zoo. Piv txwv li, txhua tag kis kuv sawv nrog luag nyav: Kuv sawv thiab kuv zoo siab tias kuv tseem muaj sia nyob - kev zoo siab dab tsi. Kuv tsaug zog, kuv xav tias kuv yuav tsum tau so, thiab kuv so. Miv muaj tus cwj pwm zoo: sai li sai tau thaum lawv hnov ​​suab paj nruag, lawv twb xav ua haujlwm. Lawv khiav, dhia, lom zem - thiab peb nrog lawv.

Cov miv ua li cas nrog cov npe miv zoo li?

Yana Koshkina. “Auj, cas tus ntxhais! Busty, tsaus plaub hau, thiab ob lub qhov muag! Raws li luxurious li peb Raymonda. “

Tatiana Kotova. "Kev zoo nkauj tib yam, tsuas yog ib tug blonde, captivates ib zaug thiab rau tag nrho cov. Ib yam li Anechka, uas elegantly sawv ntawm nws forelegs ”.

Alexander Koob. "Tus thawj coj zoo, nws lub ntsej muag yog qhov yooj yim thiab ua siab zoo. Zoo li ib tug dog dig vaj miv los yog peb Gnome. “

Anna Tsukanova-Kott. "Nws tus poj niam, tus poj niam zoo nkauj, ua si hauv TV series saum toj kawg nkaus. Nws zoo li peb tus me nyuam mos, ntxim nyiam miv Zyuzu. “

Nina Usatova. “Kuv tus kws tshaj lij! Ib tug poj niam zoo kawg nkaus. Xeev, xeev. Hauv kev ua yeeb yam, ib tus xav tias, zoo ib yam li peb Peter - tus miv xav tau tshaj plaws hauv kev ua yeeb yaj kiab hnub no. “

Los ntawm txoj kev, thaum kuv tseem hluas kuv tsis paub tias kuv yuav ua hauj lwm nrog miv, tab sis lub neej tig tawm nyob rau hauv xws li ib tug txoj kev uas kuv tus kws qhia ntawv yog Murzik. Architect – Kev. Neighbor - Kitty. Lub taub hau ntawm HR Department - Koshkin. Ntawm no kuv yog, raws li tus puppeteer Kuklachev, thiab koom ua ke tag nrho cov miv.

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